SEA: Day 30 – Back 2 KuangSi

I decided last night that I wanted to hit up Kuang Si waterfalls again the next day. Except, I rented a motorbike to get there and I left early so I could be the first at the secret falls. I just checked my calendar to see what time “early” was and I only left at 10am. Not very early. But nonetheless, I was the only one at the secret falls when I got there about an hour later. Success!

Amazing.
Take a deep breath and just jump in. Water’s gonna be cold no matter what.

I spent 4 hours hiking and swimming in the falls. I loved it. It was nice to get a sweat from hiking, and then cooling down by jumping into the refreshing, and super cold water. I often said I wasn’t a beach guy, but looking at how much I enjoy other bodies of water, maybe I just don’t like salt water. Or the smell of the ocean, cause it reminds me of seafood. And let’s be honest, seafood are just giant insects. Bleck.

Right on the edge. Well, as close as I thought I could go.

In the afternoon, I went back down and had lunch outside the falls. Afterwards, it was back to Luang Prabang to explore the city. I spent a couple hours zooming around just exploring different parts of the city and eventually got back to the hostel to rest.

In the evening, I had some dinner, went shopping for some gifts at the Night Market, and then went out to Lao Lao Gardens to get some drinks with fellow travelers. I cannot recall any of their names, how I met them, or where any of them were from. All I remember was that there was a pool table and some of the guys were just shooting around. Later on, some locals came by and challenged them to a game. The locals whopped their ass and then didn’t let them play again. It turns out that these guys played for money and no one in our group wanted to lose any. Night ended around midnight and off to bed I went.

SEA: Day 29 – All the Fears

Luang Prabang is awesome because Kuang Si waterfalls are awesome because waterfalls are awesome because nature is awesome.

I knew I liked waterfalls, but today I discovered that I love waterfalls. Kuang Si waterfalls are beautiful and you should definitely visit before climate change (or tourists, like me) somehow ruins the place. The water is so, so blue due to the limestone it flows over. Be careful though, cause it’s only blue when the water is calmer, meaning don’t go during monsoon season. (I leave out the exact monsoon season months because I believe more and more of climate change’s impact.) I took tons of pictures, but honestly, it does not do it justice.

Amazing. Terrified of heights.

When I think of things I’m scared of, the 3 that pop to mind all the time are heights, spiders, and the dark. On this hike up to the waterfall, I ran into all three. Heights is shown above. The spider I almost ran into. It was minding its own business in the middle of its web, and I almost walked right into it. I almost died. But the thing that was probably the MOST scariest thing I’ve ever done in my life is voluntarily going into a cave.

When I visited other caves as a young child, there was always a guide plus lights that illuminated the path you were walking on. Also, you were always with other people, so it’s hard to be scared. I was expecting more of the same when I read about a cave a short hike from the waterfall.

Entrance. Check the flashlight.

When I got there, I was met by one man who sold me a ticket and a tiny flashlight. I wasn’t quite sure what the flashlight was for until I got to the mouth of the cave. There were no lights, no guide, and no other people.

I had told myself earlier during the trip that I’d do anything that I immediately thought “no fucking way”. This was definitely one of those moments. I recorded this all on my gopro. Below are some cuts.

Going in…
Nope, nope, nope. Running back out.
Why am I doing this? And why are there little statues?!
I am terrified but made it all the way to the back of the cave.
And made it safely back to the entrance. I’ve never been so happy to see light.

That was the highlight of the day. I’m not sure if I’d do that again but I can tell you that I’m not as afraid of the dark in my home anymore.

SEA: Day 28 – Power On

Blargh equals how I felt. My biggest concern this day was that I had an overnight bus ride to Luang Prabang and I was still not fully recovered from the day before. I was worried that I’d still be pooping water and I’d have to poop on the bus. Every 30 minutes. Around 11am, I ventured a walk around the city to test how I felt. I walked around for about 3 hours feeling okay. Not great, but good enough to not cancel the bus ride. Let’s power on.

Patuxay Monument. Should you go here? Naw, you can pass.
Seat belts not required.

The rest of my afternoon was spent hanging out in Backpackers Garden lobby just resting and planning other parts of the trip. At this point, I was running on only water and a couple bowls of rice. I didn’t want to risk eating anything else before the upcoming bus ride. At 7pm, a truck came to take us to the bus station. There weren’t enough seats in the truck bed for us all, so some of us, including me, had to sit on the edge. It didn’t seem like safety was a huge concern.

Regardless, made it safely to the bus. Below’s a pretty cool drawing of the Power Puff Girls and Optimus Prime at Backpackers Garden. Also, there are two people sleeping in the bottom right picture.

SEA: Day 27 – Curse You Watermelon Drink

I only need my beer.

I stayed in a 4 person room the first night in Vientiane. It was a couple plus another person and myself. I met the couple, Pegite and Neela, the night before but all three of us had never met the fourth person. The couple said the only time they saw him was when he was passed out on the bed in the morning and had never seen him awake. I laughed at this statement, but woke up to find this mysterious fourth roommate passed out. I didn’t even hear him come in. Nor did I see him ever again.

Blah blah.

The only tour I went on in this city was to Buddha Park. It’s exactly that… a park filled with Buddha statues. I thought it was an ancient site but no, it was made to attract tourists. Got me, damn it. I do not recommend going to the park. It’s not that interesting, unless you love Buddha statues. Then you should definitely go… maybe.

Anyways, since the middle of the night, my stomach was feeling a bit odd. I thought I’d be able to walk it off, but during the Buddha Park tour, I didn’t think this was something that’d be going away anytime soon. Thinking back, I did think that the watermelon drink did taste a bit odd. I remembered there was some type of milk that went into the shake. I should have just thrown it away after my first instinct of “huh, this tastes weird”, but instead drank it. Thus began my first real food poisoning experience while traveling. Normally, during stomach aches, I just drink a lot of gatorade, eat apple sauce and plain rice, take some medicine, watch TV, and pray to God to let this pain go away.

So I did exactly that, except I just drank water and ate plain white rice that I found at a local Asian Market. No apple sauce overseas, I guess. I holed up in my room and didn’t leave for the next 21 hours. Curse you watermelon drink, but stupid me for drinking it.

My last smiling picture for the next 24 hours.

SEA: Day 26 – Vientiane, Laos

I’m sorry to start with this, but Vientiane was the least interesting city I visited. There was not tons to do there in my opinion. Maybe others would have loved it. I think it should be worthwhile to visit in a few decades though. Also, it’s nice to fly into if you’re headed up to Van Vieng to go tubing down the Nam Song River. I didn’t get to visit there and in hindsight, I wish I did. There’s always next time, right?

This isn’t French…

Anyways, Vientiane is the capital of Laos. During the colonial period, this city was a French trading post, so there’s a lot of French architecture around the city. Let me be honest and say that I don’t actually remember this. All I remember is that the city did have a non-asian feel at times, but I couldn’t really tell if it was French or Australian buildings. If you’re into old French architecture, go visit this city. Or Paris.

My first night in Vientiane was normal as any other city. I checked in, ate, walked around, ate some more, and then went to the local Night Market. I don’t know why, but I always go to Night Markets. Maybe it’s cause there’s not much else to do if you don’t want to go sit in a bar, but also because I feel that I get a better understanding of their culture this way. I’m glad I went cause I saw something that really shocked me. There was this man drinking beer on the street, which is not shocking at all. What got me was when he let his toddler kid drink some beer! What the heck? I’m not looking down on this at all, and if this is fine, that’s fine. But man, that caught me off guard. I had to take a picture.

Dad, beer me.

Also, I got a watermelon smoothie from one of those stands. I love watermelon drinks. This becomes an important fact tomorrow.